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hi!

do you like somewhat unnecessary character backstory?
learning about mildly gruesome events?
my...my art????

WELL BOY HOWDY!

get ready for a summer project known as Cecily Dalton’s Worst Days Ever!

part 1 part A will be up soon :0
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wow

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forgot journals existed
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! was tagged by :iconbluerockyrooster:

- Write the rules in your journal
- Write 13 things about yourself
- Answer the 13 questions from the person who tagged you, and make your own 13 questions
- there was a rule here but now its gone
- Don't write "You are tagged if you're reading this"
- No tagging back

 

13 Things about me


1) i ate so many carrots once i turned orange

2) i play viola and can only play piano by pitch

3) im so tired

4) my first character was a homestuck oc

5) i dont have any pets

6) i wanna work for nasa n shit

7) im actually a dinosaur but u wouldnt know that would u
welcome to the internet

8) i once got threatened by a short bully in front of a security guard
in front of a frozen lemonade stand
in disney

9) i kinda like fall bc its not unbearably hot

10) im rly unathletic but i do mock trial

11) im the only new art club member allowed to paint

12) im rly boring

13) is a number

Blue's Clues:


1) Why did you start making art? (whatever it is)
bc i wanted to express whats in my mind

2) Do you have pets, or do you want pets? (what kind)
dog

3) Beach or Mountains?
water

4) The emoji movie or the bee movie?
a mashup directed by adam sandler

5) Are you an early bird or a night owl?
yes

6) What's your favorite animal?
i like birds kinda

7) Do you like traditional or digital art more?
well gee howdy i cant do digital art u insensitive prick

8) Whats your favorite part about your art?
the paper

9) Rate school on a scale from 1 to 12
10

10) What's your favorite book?
ferals by jacob gray (caw caw bitch)

11) What's your favorite movie adaptation of a book?
im usually disappointed by movie versions of novels

12) Whats your dream job?
to have a job

13) What's your favorite piece of art you've made?
i dont like my art

thank

my questions:


1) who inspires u most in life?

2) what would you do for a klondike bar?

3) what is your favorite character and what is their worst trait?

4) do u regret any of ur art?

5) do u like music? why?

6) what is more important, success or happiness?

7) is it more important to break rules or follow them?

8) do u prefer stairs or escalators?

9) have u ever been injured on an escalator?

10) have u ever drawn something u were proud of? post that shit man

11) what do u think of me?

12) what do u think of urself?

13) what do u think of the bee movie?


Here are the people I tag:


im not popular enough to tag ppl

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"arent u a little young to be using a knife young lady" 

cec: 
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our story begins on a quaint day on day

rupert awkaneded oh yes daddy 

he noticed something was up howevEr
"god damn it" he said. he was on the ceiling again!!!11!!11!!!11!!!11111!!
"i am so done with this bullshti" bullshti ahem.
after ahem getting himsefl back on the ground he looked at his calendar.
he smiled. he smiked. he smiled wide. why. ahem.

today was the day he had been looking forward to for so very long. it was even circled with children's blood. he tasted it. cec's. it was the day of love. the day where peepo would go out with their loves ahem stop coughcoughwEHHEZE ow stop youre a punk. 

i hate the new skype update so much.
i love you.
no put that in parentheses thats not me talking!

ANYWAYS MMM mm the day where dem people would go out with their girlfriend/boyfriend/ceiling fan + attack helicopters and gift each other with scholokate and write cheesy love fanfictions. thats right. it was 4/20.

YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY YOU WERE WRONG REEEEEE
ITS NOT OCTOBER YET
DAD.

"TODay is going to be the day" he said "henry will finally be ALllllllllLLLLLLLLLLL rupert MINE" thanks 
ahem yEGHUH WEOGUHIH g O D B L E S S Y O U. "henry will be my beautiful- oooo i have ninety cents in euros!" he had adhd. 

AS I WAS SAYING "henry will be my beautiful bride oh yes." i can just divorce my wife. he never had a wife. how did he have [R E D A C T E D]? girlfriend, infidel, he made her husband a cuc, he is the other man, he is the mistress. "i can just divorce my wife" scritch "i dont need that hoebag hmm or that bitcH [R E D A C T E D]" and then adhd kicked in "im gonna put my euros in this dog's mouth he can go buy himself a home."

"yeah i dont need no man (my cunt) of a wife or that hoebag dell or my thirteen other prozac containers." 

and then he imploded.


jk.

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